Wrong-Sided Rage

Take it from us, Peter looks objectively incredible - sun at his back, muscles carved like a Greek statue, waves crashing in the background in an almost cinematic way. It should be his moment of glory.

But there’s a fatal flaw: the photographer captured his left side.

Peter’s left side is fine (some would say great, even), but in his mind, it is not his good side. That honor belongs exclusively to the right, the side he has curated, trained, and strategically angled in every photo since the mid-90s.

So while the world sees a shredded surfer conquering manufactured rapids, Peter sees something else entirely: a perfectly good photo ruined by the utter, unforgivable betrayal of incorrect angling.

Peter's bad side.